Friday, September 19, 2008

Paos Contamination OOPS!

A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

So stop talking, and start working!

Many things happened so randomly lately. It was on a random day, random time and random conversation when I accidentally got what I needed. It was at almost critical time that the angels lent me a hand so I guess I was lucky. *smiles broadly*

Ben Gomes has been forwarding me a tonnes of interesting mails and this one is shocking. Claimed to have taken place at the Tmn Melawati LRT station, these two individuals are what I label as the disgrace to all Chinese popularity.

Goodness gracious!

As pleasurable as it may be to most people, keep those pleasures behind those closed doors! Eww.. how someone actually do it in public like that? What a shame. God knows how many beggars have slept at that spot or how is it a habitat to many rats and insects. Seriously, what is wrong with the society these days? Contaminated with bullshits? Or is it the pressure that the government is givin to the public with the whole ISA issue again.. OhmIGod.. SHH.. I so did not say that! Oh no.. ISA's gonna be at my doorstep any time and shove some kaya pao into my mouth to shut me up! Forgive me. I was delivering a message from my growling tummy.


UncleJosh said...

lol... :)

they probably like the excitement... :P

so if its in a car can?
cleaner ma...

Darynne G said...

Still? Young & Dangerous? aihkz.